Have you ever needed a day off? But end up having no excuse. It’s sometimes you can not convince your parents or bosses without excuses. So, today I have come up with a great excuse for you! It is Stomach flu. You just have to act like you have stomach problems. How to fake stomach flu? Let us discuss it in detail.
What is Stomach Flu?
Stomach flu is a viral infection. It normally affects your stomach and intestine. The medical term for stomach flu is viral gastroenteritis. The symptoms of stomach flu are:
- Diarrhea,
- Abdominal cramps, and
- Nausea.
Some other symptoms that may occur along with stomach flu can be:
- Fever,
- Chills, and
- Feeling drained out.
Sometimes people also call it a stomach bug. It is not necessary that it is always a virus. It can be due to a bacteria or parasite. It will depend on the symptoms.
How Long does Stomach Flu Last?
Stomach flu usually lasts just a day or two. Rarely, it may last up to 14c days. The symptoms appear in 1-3 days after you get infected. These can be mild to severe. It is common in flu season.
Why is Viral Gastroenteritis called Stomach Flu?
From the name stomach flu, people confuse it with normal flu. It doesn’t have any connection with flu. It is not known why it got the name stomach flu. It does not have anything in common with influenza. They are both common viral infections.
One explanation can be this. When people complain about “the flu”, it means they are sick. So, by saying “stomach flu” it can mean having stomach illness.
How to fake stomach flu?
Now, back to our main topic. How to fake stomach flu? There are several steps you have to do. These are:
1. Prepare and Plan:
First of all, prepare yourself with all the knowledge you need. You should know about all the symptoms of stomach flu. Also, check on the duration.
Plan the things carefully. Come up with a believable story. This can convince people that you are suffering in real.
Perform research on all the symptoms related to stomach flu.
2. Act your Part:
It’s time to act now. As you know the possible symptoms of stomach flu are:
- Diarrhea,
- Abdominal cramps, and
- Nausea.
Some other symptoms that may occur along with stomach flu can be:
- Fever,
- Chills, and
- Feeling drained out.
So, act according to these symptoms. You can start by holding your stomach. Ask for any stomach ache medications. Talk about other symptoms too. Mimic the symptoms like:
- Stomach ache,
- Feeling nausea,
- Hurry to the washroom often.
- Complain about chills,
- Stop eating, etc.
Keep acting on the symptoms carefully. Don’t overdo anything. Or not even act like severe pain, it can lead to a hospital visit. Just act and ask for any medications for stomach aches. Also, be prepared for the questions.
Keep in mind that do not overdo anything. It can destroy your whole efforts. Also, keep sticking to one believable story. Every time someone asks you about how you are feeling. Talk about your symptoms. Tell the same story.
3. Recovery Phase:
Now, once you are done with your thing. It’s time to mimic a convincing recovery phase. Stomach flu usually lasts 1-2 days. So start showing improvement signs. Do it gradually. Return to your old routine, and activities. Avoid becoming normal instantly, it can raise suspicions.
4. Post-Act Reflection:
After success in faking the stomach flu. You should be careful about not disclosing it. Only fake illness when necessary. It may not work every time.
Precautions while Faking Stomach Flu:
There are some precautions you need to follow during your acting.
- Stick to one story to avoid any suspicions.
- Don’t overdo any symptoms. It can lead to hospital visits.
- Don’t act happy about the success of your plan.
- Show gradual recovery after faking symptoms.
- Stop eating or don’t eat too much.
Conclusion:
We have discussed above how to fake stomach flu. It is a critical task. It requires careful planning. Act efficiently, and don’t overdo any symptoms. Mimic the symptoms like stomach aches, nausea, chills, not eating, and hurrying to the washroom often. This can help you in convincing others about having stomach flu. Start showing recovery after a day. Show gradual recovery.
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Dr. Kelly Han is a seasoned medical professional with a passion for holistic wellness and integrative health. Based in San Francisco, her expertise spans across various domains of health, from fitness and skincare to oral health and weight management.
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